Dr Crankenstein- Plastic Surgery Fails
We’ve all seen the celebrities who’ve gone too far in their quest to hold back the clock. Perhaps there should be a law to make sure unscrupulous doctors don’t take advantage of their clients insatiable desire to maintain their facial real estate.
Does anyone know how many face lifts a person can have before the weirdness sets in?
I would imagine one facelift ought to be enough, because from what I’ve seen happening out there in the land of celebrity, it sure looks like most of those plastic fails could have been avoided. Unless of course they started relatively young (late thirties) and then just had to keep going in order to maintain their image.
It’s a well known fact amongst plastic surgeons, that the skin and fascia can only take so much stretching and tightening. Eventually skin loses it’s “turgur” and there’s distortion instead of facial harmony.
And yet so many stars continue to fall victim to some Dr Crankenstein plastic surgeon with plenty of scalpels and zero scruples.
And horror of all horrors, they have now entered the plastic surgery “no fly zone”.
We all need an honest friend to keep us on track, to help us make sure we’re not getting too carried away by our clothing choice, or the extremely serious decision to “go the way of the knife”…
Obviously many of these celebrities in the no fly zone don’t have any honest friends, which is really sad.
If they did, we’d still be able to recognise them as they once were before they decided to join what seems to be a very exclusive club no one in their right mind would want to belong to.
So how can we discern the difference between a reputable plastic surgeon and a Dr Crankenstein?
Try not to be overawed by the silver gadget (the stethoscope) hanging around their neck. They might be some kind of doctor, but it’s important to listen carefully to make sure they’re the best kind.
Does he seem harried, hurried? Can you see dollar signs in his eyes? If so run!
Too much schmaltzy, schmoozing? Or is he overly critical?
Does he come across as if he’s selling the most profound answer to every problem in life, all accomplished through his surgeon’s knife?
Is he already onto his second or third wife who only married him to get discount Botox?
We can perceive your overriding objective when it makes us feel just like a piece of meat
Do you honestly think an intelligent woman advancing on the timeline is so afraid of missing out on your chef special of the day, you can just push her around any way you want? We KNOW when you think you’re being oh-so-clever enough to remain inside the confines of what you perceive to be the correct ideology of the day, thinking all you have to do is robotically repeat some fine sounding phrase and we’ll believe it just because you said it?”
Not so fast Dr Crank. I’m hearing something like:
“Hey buddy get your fat fingers off my face. Why don’t you look in the mirror yourself and realise you’re the one who needs to do something about the fact that you look like a hobbit who’s just come up from middle earth to start a plastic surgery practice!” - Gorgeous Women, Cristina D’Riviera
Let’s hope the pen really is mightier than the scalpel.
